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High End Servers For Sale - Going Out of Business Sale - Dell Poweredge and Cisco at a Discount!
December 19, 2007
Purchase price : 2795 USD
Asking price : 2000 USD
Purchased new in November 2007 and has never been used in production.
each one has :
2 x Dual Core Xeon 5050 3.00Ghz
4 x 146GB 10000 RPM RAID5
Dual Broadcom NIC
4GB DIMM 533Mhz
Current pricing on Dell US site : approx 5500 USD (each)
Two Dell PowerEdge 1950 Servers
each one has :
2 x Dual Core Xeon 5050 3.00Ghz
2 x 160 GB 7200 RPM SATA RAID1
Dual Broadcom NIC
4GB DIMM 533Mhz
Current pricing on Dell US site : approx 4800 USD (each)
Please note that Dell pricing is much higher when buying in Philippines. We received quotes from Dell Singapore via Phildata and the prices were 20-40% higher than US pricing.
Xantrex DR2424E Inverter / Charger
http://www.xantrex.com/web/id/100/p/207/pt/18/product.asp
Purchase price : 900 USD
Asking price : 500 USD
Never been used
Cisco 2851 Router
SHO VER :
Cybertron#sho ver
Cisco IOS Software, 2800 Software (C2800NM-IPBASE-M), Version 12.4(10a), RELEASE
SOFTWARE (fc2)
Technical Support: http://www.cisco.com/techsupport
Copyright (c) 1986-2006 by Cisco Systems, Inc.
Compiled Wed 11-Oct-06 19:01 by prod_rel_team
ROM: System Bootstrap, Version 12.4(13r)T, RELEASE SOFTWARE (fc1)
Cybertron uptime is 23 hours, 20 minutes
System returned to ROM by reload at 18:31:09 PCTime Tue Dec 18 2007
System image file is "flash:c2800nm-ipbase-mz.124-10a.bin"
Cisco 2851 (revision 53.50) with 251904K/10240K bytes of memory.
Processor board ID FHK1048F0WW
2 Gigabit Ethernet interfaces
DRAM configuration is 64 bits wide with parity enabled.
239K bytes of non-volatile configuration memory.
62720K bytes of ATA CompactFlash (Read/Write)
Configuration register is 0x2102
Prices range from 4500-5500 USD new.
Cisco ASA 5510 Security Appliance
Total Flash Memory 256 MB
Total Memory 256 MB
Value : USD 2200
output of SHO VER :
Hardware: ASA5510, 256 MB RAM, CPU Pentium 4 Celeron 1600 MHz
Internal ATA Compact Flash, 256MB
BIOS Flash M50FW080 @ 0xffe00000, 1024KB
Encryption hardware device : Cisco ASA-55x0 on-board accelerator (revision 0x0)
Boot microcode : CNlite-MC-Boot-Cisco-1.2
SSL/IKE microcode: CNlite- MC-IPSEC-Admin-3.03
IPSec microcode : CNlite-MC-IPSECm-MAIN-2.04
0: Ext: Ethernet0/0 : address is 0018.7317.8bae, irq 9
1: Ext: Ethernet0/1 : address is 0018.7317.8baf , irq 9
2: Ext: Ethernet0/2 : address is 0018.7317.8bb0, irq 9
3: Ext: Ethernet0/3 : address is 0018.7317.8bb1, irq 9
4: Ext: Management0/0 : address is 0018.7317.8bad, irq 11
5: Int: Not used : irq 11
6: Int: Not used : irq 5
Licensed features for this platform:
Maximum Physical Interfaces : Unlimited
Maximum VLANs : 50
Inside Hosts : Unlimited
Failover : Disabled
VPN-DES : Enabled
VPN-3DES-AES : Enabled
Security Contexts : 0
GTP/GPRS : Disabled
VPN Peers : 250
WebVPN Peers : 2
This platform has a Base license.
Serial Number: JMX1028K0G1
Running Activation Key: 0xd2360142 0xdc3091d1 0xf4236934 0xa0bc3c10 0x0231e686
Configuration register is 0x1
Configuration has not been modified since last system restart.
Cisco Switch 3750
Value : USD 2800
Result of SHO VER :
Cisco IOS Software, C3750 Software (C3750-IPBASE-M), Version 12.2(25)SEE2, RELEA
SE SOFTWARE (fc1)
Copyright (c) 1986-2006 by Cisco Systems, Inc.
Compiled Fri 28-Jul-06 08:46 by yenanh
Image text-base: 0x00003000, data-base: 0x00EE3E54
ROM: Bootstrap program is C3750 boot loader
BOOTLDR: C3750 Boot Loader (C3750-HBOOT-M) Version 12.2(25r)SEC, RELEASE SOFTWAR
E (fc4)
Sludge uptime is 13 weeks, 6 days, 52 minutes
System returned to ROM by power-on
System restarted at 16:25:50 WST Thu Sep 13 2007
System image file is "flash:c3750-ipbase-mz.122-25.SEE2 /c3750-ipbase-mz.122-25.S
EE2.bin"
cisco WS-C3750-24TS (PowerPC405) processor (revision L0) with 118784K/12280K byt
es of memory.
Processor board ID CAT1045NGPF
Last reset from power-on
5 Virtual Ethernet interfaces
24 FastEthernet interfaces
2 Gigabit Ethernet interfaces
The password-recovery mechanism is enabled.
512K bytes of flash-simulated non-volatile configuration memory.
Base ethernet MAC Address : 00:19:E8:B0:AC:00
Motherboard assembly number : 73-9677-10
Power supply part number : 341-0034-01
Motherboard serial number : CAT104557W4
Power supply serial number : DTH104111P3
Model revision number : L0
Motherboard revision number : A0
Model number : WS-C3750-24TS-S
Top Assembly Part Number : 800-25857-02
Top Assembly Revision Number : D0
Version ID : V05
CLEI Code Number : CNMV100CRE
Hardware Board Revision Number : 0x01
Switch Ports Model SW Version SW Image
------ ----- ----- ---------- ----------
* 1 26 WS-C3750-24TS 12.2(25)SEE2 C3750-IPBASE-M
Cisco WS-C2948G-GE-TX
Value : 2800USD
Result of SHO VER :
WS-C2948G-GE-TX Software, Version NmpSW: 8.3(2)GLX
Copyright (c) 1995-2004 by Cisco Systems, Inc.
NMP S/W compiled on Mar 12 2004, 16:18:42
GSP S/W compiled on Mar 12 2004, 15:22:33
System Bootstrap Version: 6.1(6)
Hardware Version: 1.1 Model: WS-C2948G-GE-TX Serial #: JAE0920C99Y
Mod Port Model Serial # Versions
--- ---- ------------------ -------------------- -------------------------------
--
1 0 WS-X2948G-GE-TX JAE0920C99Y Hw : 1.1
Gsp: 8.3(2.0)
Nmp: 8.3(2)GLX
2 52 WS-C2948G-GE-TX JAE0920C99Y Hw : 1.1
DRAM FLASH NVRAM
Module Total Used Free Total Used Free Total Used Free
------ ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ----- ----- -----
1 65536K 36474K 29062K 16384K 5578K 10806K 480K 316K 164K
Uptime is 0 day, 0 hour, 1 minute
December 10, 2007
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18 AC Dormitory 4,000
22 - 30 Beach House 6,000
26 - 35 Courtyard Exclusive 10,000
2 - 4 Regular ac Room 1,000
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December 10, 2007
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Philippines President Erap Jokes
December 09, 2007
Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.
"Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries"
order ni FVR sa ingles.
"And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.
"The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too" sagot ni Erap.
GROUP
Erap was asked if a group of birds is called a flock of bird, and a group of fish is called a school of fish, and a group of wolves is called a pack of wolves, then what do you call a group of dogs?
Erap: Madali lang yan, anong akala ninyo sa akin tanga!
Di anser is "asociation".
BRIDGE
Nagpunta si Erap sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister.
Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister.
"Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines?"
"Yes," mabilis na sagot ni Erap saka biglang nag-isip ng maitatanong din, "Ah... Is London Bridge falling down?"
ANONG GATAS?
"Ang gatas ko noong baby ako, Lactum," kuwento ni Marcos sa ibang presidente.
"Ah ako, Enfalac, 'yun ang mahal, eh," sagot ni Cory.
"Ako, Lactogen, kaya ganito ako katalino," sabi ni Ramos.
"Ikaw, Erap, ano ang iniinom mo noon?" tanong ng tatlo.
"Ano yata Lactacyd."
ALLEGATIONS
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE.
The most intelligent "presidentiable"
Miriam Santiago, has challenged the least intelligent presidentiable to a televised
debate.
To make things interesting, Miriam says that every time she asks Erap a question which he cannot answer, Erap has to pay Miriam five pesos. BUT if Erap asks Miriam a question which she cannot answer, Miriam has to give Erap five thousand pesos.
Miriam asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Erap doesn't say a word, reaches for his wallet, pulls out a five-peso bill and hands it to Miriam.
Now, it's his turn. He asks Miriam: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" Miriam looks at him with a puzzled look.
She whips out her laptop computer and searches all her references. She taps into the phone with her modem and searches the Net. Frustrated, she sends E-mails to all her aides, assistants, and friends. All to no avail.
After over an hour, she admits defeat and hands Erap five 1000-peso bills. Erap says nothing, but politely accepts the Ps5,000 and turns away to go home.
Miriam is a poor sport and demands from Erap, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"
Without a word, Erap pulls out his wallet and gives Miriam another five pesos....
SAVE
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: "10, 9, 8,....".
FVR shouts, "Flood!". In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able to escape because of the commotion.
It's Cory's turn. She shouts: "Earthquake!". The people watching the execution panicked. She was able to escape.
Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started counting again: "10, 9, 8, 7....". Erap had a mental block. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."
Erap shouted: "Fire!".
ERAP IN LIBRARY
"What time does the library open?"
"Nine A.M. " came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" Erap asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said.
"Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"ha, who said I wanted to get in?" Erap sighed
sadly. "I want to get out!"
IN LABOR
One particular day many years ago, Erap's
wife was having labor pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor.
Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!
Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?
Erap: Yes, doc!
Doc: Is this the first baby?
Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Teacher: (talking to ERAP) Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
ERAP: Carabao, ma'am!
ERAP: How about another Carabao?
TESTING
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw.......
WA CLASS
Reporter to Erap alighting from a PAL flight: "Mr. President, what can you say about the economy?"
Erap: "I don't know, kasi nasa first class ako."
SUNOG
Nasunog ang Malaca?ang kaya inalalayan si Erap ng maraming PSG para makalabas.
"Sir, dito po ang daan," sabi ng isang PSG na itinuturo ang fire exit.
"Gago ka ba? Gusto mo bang masunog ako?
Eh diyan nga ang labasan ng apoy eh," sagot ni Erap.
KAMUKHA DAW
Jingoy: Dad, sabi nila pagnakaharap ako kamukha ko si Jose Rizal, pag-nakaside view kamukha ko naman si Manuel Roxas. Anong ibig sabihin yon?
Erap: Mukha kang pera.
THE WIFE
Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, "I haven't met your wife. Where is she?"
Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, "Oh, my wife just passed away."
CEASEFIRE
ERAP to MILF : Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : Tang na! Tuloy ang giyera.
AIR PRESSURE
Pa-landing na ang presidential plane. Napansin ng stewardess na parang sumasakit ang tenga ni President Erap dahil sa air pressure kaya
lumapit ito.
"Sir, chewing gum para hindi sumakit ang tenga ninyo sa flight," sabi ng stewardess.
Tinanggap ni Erap ang chewing gum. Ilang sandali pa, lumapag na ang eroplano. Kinausap ni Erap ang stewardess.
"Miss, paano ko tatanggalin ang chewing gum sa tenga ko?" tanong nito.
PASALOAD
ERAP: Loi, pasahan mo nga ako ng 2 my importante lang akong itetext. ~ LOI: (P2 send) ~
ERAP: (message received) OK!! got it thanks! ~ LOI: Tanga! wag ka ng magreply, Sayang!! ~ ERAP: ok!
INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).
Logic Lang Iyan
One day, Erap sees Pres. Ramos reading a book on logic.
Erap : Fidel, mahirap yata iyang binabasa mong libro.
Ramos : Hindi, logic lang ito, madali lang.
Erap : Ano ba yang logic na yan, hindi ko yata alam yan.
Ramos : Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat.
Erap: Oo.
Ramos ; Eh di kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo pumupunta sa beach.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig kang pumunta sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung mahilig ka sa mga seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit, >eh >>di >> > >lalakeng - lalaki ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung lalakeng - lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kita mo na na, ganyan lang ang logic!
Erap : Okey pala yang logic na yan, ah!
The following day, Erap sees Maceda in the Senate. . .
Erap : Pare,Maceda, susubukan ko lang itong tinuro sa aking logic ni Ramos.
Maceda : Sige nga!
Erap : May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Maceda : Wala.
Erap : BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA!
Visual Basic .NET C++ Programmers - Philippines Jobs - Help Wanted - SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS
December 05, 2007
Visual Basic .NET C++ Programmers - Philippines Jobs - Help Wanted - SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS
If you can work nights in Makati (M-F) and have experience with Visual Basic .NET C++ Programming
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