A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands Naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the Husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Corporate Lesson 2:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand Slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized. Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you Might miss a great opportunity.
Corporate Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch"
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Corporate Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Corporate Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Ikobo Money Transfer is the worldwide leader in quick,easy and safe "person to person" money transfers. Established in 2001,iKobo is powered by VISA,a global leader and a trusted name in the payment industry.
Operating in 145 countries, iKobo is easy and convenient to use because it eliminates the hassle of going into and lining up on banks or money transfer offices to send money to your friends, loved ones or business contacts.
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Enabling Call Center Excellence!
Hire the Best Workers for Your Call Center!
Professional Verbal English Testing Over the Phone!
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Recruiting Specialist - Starting Salary 20,000 Pesos Per Month
At least Six (6) months experience in recruitment, conducting behavioral based interviews. Good English communication skills (oral and written). Ability to manage multiple tasks simultaneously. Has experienced in a high pressure and dynamic environment. Willingness to rotate between early morning and mid-shift. Experienced in processing high volume of applicants. Call center recruitment is preferred not required. Other administrative duties as required.
The - BER months unofficially signal the start of the Christmas season -- a time for sharing, decorating, and giving presents.
To kick-off the holiday season, Teledevelopment Services Inc. (TDS) is opening its doors to all those who can’t wait for Christmas to get their presents.
We’ll be your Santa and we’ll give you gifts this early:
- Opportunity to be part of one of the top call centers in the country.
- Chance to attend free outstanding training from competent trainers.
Only TDS can bring you FIVETOPInternationalCallCenter Opportunities using just ONE RESUMÉ.
So put on that power outfit, flash the winning smile, and let your potential be discovered through TDS. Bring your job-hunting friends as well and catch the early holiday bug on SEPTEMBER 17 (Monday) & 18 (Tuesday).
We are located at 36th floor RobinsonsEquitableTower, ADB Avenue, OrtigasCenter, PasigCity.
Don’t forget to bring your resume and ID. For more details, you may call 631.8230.
Marketing Data Strategy Professional - for assignment to the data services program of a multinational BPO company
Overview: This high-profile role is tasked to work with North America clients to define and execute the data strategy in support of marketing programs through the strategic use of customer data warehouses and operational marketing systems. Functionally, the role involves consultation, translating business requirements to technical data specifications, communicating technical matters to the business users, as well as actual data extraction (e.g., segmentation, analysis, targeting, list selection, testing) to support the clients in achieving specific business objectives, and to improve the overall effectiveness of the clients' marketing and sales programs.
Requirements:
Bachelor's degree in any field (preferably I.T. or business-related course)
Strong SQL and database skills, minimum 1-year SQL experience
Minimum 1-year client services experience
Ability to coach others and work on complex data stuctures using SQL
Ability to understand business and marketing strategies
Excellent communication and project management skills
Customer focused; has business acumen
Able to work independently as well as collaborate with a team (or teams)
A very competitive compensation package awaits the successful applicant!
Comcast is a big internet and cable company in the USA. This outsourcing blog post highlights an American call center worker who works for Comcast appeasing a customer. Needless to say, after listening to this call the future of outsourcing to the Philippines is bright.
Comcast operations managers. If you are out there and get a whiff of this article through your Google alerts or board tracker, and would like some competent representatives to answer the phones, please consider calling PI Outsource at 812-669-4205 for a free consultation on how you can improve your customer service and probably save a bit of money by moving your 24/7 contact and call centers offshore to the Philippines.
Global Village Academy Charity Event @ Alchemy Bar
Silver City Mall, Frontera Verde Drive corner Julia Vargas Avenue, Pasig City
September 29, 2007 4pm to 12am
Rakaza! – Rock for Hope is a charity event in support of ChildHope Asia Philippines. This event helps promote the welfare of the street children in the country by providing educational scholarships, temporary shelter, counseling and support.
Childhope Asia Philippines is a non-profit, non-government organization operating in more than 20 locations all over Metro Manila and assists around 2,000 street children who work and live on the streets every year.
Global Village Academy’s partnership with ChildHope aims to help less fortunate children gain a better future and at the same time promote our local music industry.
Everyone is advised to bring gifts such as school supplies, old clothes and canned goods, which would serve as donations to ChildHope Asia Philippines and your entrance to the event. These voluntary gifts would surely bring joy to the hearts of the less fortunate children of ChildHope Asia Philippines.
In cooperation with:
» ChildHope Asia Philippines
» MYX
» Epixtar IT Enabled Services Corporation
» Brand Archipelago Inc.
» Transit Magazine
» Magic 89.9
» Hit 99.5
» Dream 106.7
» DWRA
» Aftercall
SEPT. 29,2007, SATURDAY, 4 pm - 12 am @ Decagon, Alchemy, Silver City Mall,
Julia Vargas corner Frontera Verde,
Pasig City
CHARITY EVENT SUPPORT OF
CHILDHOPE ASIA PHILS.
Rakaza! -Rock for Hope is brought to you by Global Village Academy.
