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Get an Outsourced IPhone Caller Today! (Joke! Joke! Joke!) June 30, 2007 Look More Important!
Feel More Important! Be More Important! Get a Full-Time IPhone Caller from $495 a month. I can get you a full-time outsourced employee who will work Full-Time 40 hour weeks (except when grandma dies again) to call you on your iPhone at intervals specified by you. Stop waiting for the next call to show off your toy. Get an Outsourced IPhone Caller Today! Offshore 24/7 Contact Center Services - Outsourcing Rocks! June 28, 2007 PI Outsource has the resources, technology and operational expertise in place to help companies expand globally and exceed their customer sales, services and marketing expectations by the PROACTIVE Customer Centric approach. The 6TH Filipino Franchise Show June 27, 2007 The Philippine Franchise Association (PFA) will hold the PIFCE 2007 on July 4-8, 2007. A four-in-one event, PIFCE 2007 promises to bring a much better and bigger Franchise show featuring the Conference on July 4-5, 2007 at the Dusit Hotel Nikko, Exhibit and Workshops July 6-8, 2007, World Trade Center and the Certified Franchise Executive Program July 2-3, 2007 at the Asian Institute of Management. For more information, please call the PFA secretariat at 687-0365 to 67 or email: pfa@nwave.net. Offshoring Software Development - A Guide to What Can Go Wrong. June 27, 2007 Learn the possible pitfalls of offshoring or outsourcing. Click for this FREE OffShoring and Outsourcing Report, Be assured that the staff at PI Outsource will always work with your best interests in mind. Our goal is "no surprises". Knowledge is the solution. This is why we provide what our industry peers would be considrered as a negative article on offshoring or outsourcing.  ICQ: 301949161  AOL Instant Messenger: TryOutsourcing  MSN: PI.Outsource@hotmail.com Yahoo! Messenger: PIoutsource  Skype: PIoutsource Phone: +1 812-669-4205 Toll Free USA: +1 866-276-2649The partners of PI Outsource need to hire thousands of professionals every month. Currently we are in need of at home workers , especially designers and call center agents. Please e-mail your resume to hr@pioutsource.com. Please include your first and last name, email address, phone number along with your resume. June 27, 2007
Source: Everest's Outsourcing Center June 19, 2007 In GENERAL, most people including Filipinos are like Boy Scouts; trustworthy, loyal, friendly, courteous, obedient, cheerful, clean, kind, brave, reverent and thrifty. That is UNTIL, they get behind the wheel of a car! So You Want to Work for My Outsourcing Company? June 14, 2007 *To all Outsourcing Employees:* *Effective Immediately
Dress Code: 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise. 2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise. 3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Holiday Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Compassionate Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. Toilet Use 1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles. 2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken. 3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. 4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy. Lunch Break 1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. 2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. 3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
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Offfice Space Makati for Lease Pictures June 10, 2007 Manila Philippines Street Scenes Picture Slide Show June 10, 2007 June 09, 2007 PINOY CONTRACTOR 20 Responses To Use For Telemarketers June 04, 2007 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died... "
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from. 6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. 7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?" 8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?" 9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. 10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees. 11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up. 12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up. 13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times. 14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. 15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer. 16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number. 17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes." 18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" 19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder... 20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down. Graphic Expo 2007 Philippine Trade Training Center (PTTC) June 06-09, 2007 June 01, 2007
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